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June 29 Long weekendI'm outta here folks!! Gone til Sunday now pass me the Amaretto or Sour Puss.
..........and that's the botton line, cause HeavyP says so!!! June 23 OMG!! What did he eat?(my day at the fair)Ok, right off the top I want everyone to know I am famous for a terrible memory for details. So, if it seems like I am all over the place in this blog that will probably be because I am just remembering shit whilt typing about something else.
So yeah, me and Justin went down to Thomas Amusements last night. But before we actually went there we had to increase our chances of projectile vomiting so we went to the mall food court and got some KFC, YUMMAY!! Just to be sure there weren't any extra accidents, I went to the bathroom beforehand, I had black shorts on tho just in case there was a ride-created plumbing problem.
 Ok, so we get there and take a quick stroll around, Justin hadn't been there in years so he was surprised by all the changes and shit. So we get to the ticket counter and seeing as how it was bracelet day we got bracelets. Now what that meant was that until 10:30 we could get on whatever rides we wanted to as many times as we wanted to, KICKASS!!
First ride - Starship 2000. Justn had been talking about this ride and the fact he hadn't ridden it before so it was a logical starting point. I will do my best to explain how it works to you, it's a crazyass ride, wasn't it Justin!!! Now I don't remember how much I told J (Justin will now be referred to as J) about this ride before we got on. If he blogs maybe he'll mention what he knew. This is an enclosed ride and from the outside it looks like your typical starship. When you walk in there is a guy who controls it from a little control booth in the middle and then around the perimeter there are panels. You pick one and stand with your back flat to it, head back and feet flat on the ground. There is one detail I will leave out for now but with these panels you are not strapped in nor do you have anything to hld onto, it's just you and the panel lol. Once the ride starts spinning it's pretty cool, the music is cranking and the spinning is gradually increasing and increasing and all of a sudden it feels like the thing is tipping back. That detail I left out? Well these panels are ON ROLLERS!! Now this thing is spinning like a mofo and with the centrifical force BAM!! The panel you are on shoots to the top of the wall and also cause of the force and the G's you are pulling you CAN'T MOVE!! You start to feell completely compressed to the board. Your face especially feels like it's peeling off your skull. If you ever end up on this ride I dare you to TRY and lift your arms and legs, it's ridiculously difficult to do, especially my tree trunk legs. Whatever you do, don't lift your head, that just sux. As a funny note, I think I was the last one on the ride to get to the top of the wall cause I am so much man lol and when I did I went in a hurry, you should have heard that fucker hit the top, ask J, lol. So after like a minute of being sucked to the top of this and compressed to the panel it starts to decelerate and the operator says we will land in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, NOW and holy sweet shit just about everyone did. I say "just about" because for some reason I didn't drop the same time as everybody else, you'd think being as big as I am I would have dropped early but I didn't, stayed there for a couple extra seconds, I ROCK!! So the worst part of this ride is when you come down and the ride is slowing down and all you are doing is spinning, that gets a bit rough on the ability to balance lol. And that's the Starship 2000, please hold onto the rails when exiting, trust me, that's a good idea.
As a thought, I was thinking what would happen if in the middle of the ride at top speed it fucked up and just STOPPED! Something to think about but I pity the person I land on lol.
Ride #2 - The Hurricane. This ride is retarded! Seeing as how it was J's first time on it I had to initiate him on it like I have done before with Vinnie and I am not sure but Blair can tell me if I did it to him as well. This ride sits 2 people side by side with a lapbar that we struggled to close, not sure if I can have kids, but I digress. The ride goes in circles fast and the thing you are sitting in is at the end of a long arm and eventually the arm raises and drops you rapidly while you are turning. Like you are billboars high, how do I now that? Well because there was a billboard next to the ride and if the arm let go we were going through it no doubt lol. Ok, so the person who sits on the inside gets smushed into the person on the outside. Its good to put the smaller person on the inside just so you know. This is where the initiation started and and my laffing began. There is a bit of a size difference between me and J, he is 200 pounds and I m 340 lol. So, being the type of guy I am, I put him on the outside hahahaha. He didn't know what was coming, but I did, I'm very very sneaky.
 So it starts, no prob, then it speeds up and I start sliding and smushing into J, now he realizes whats about too happen...too late now mofo you are trapped, lmao. So we are at top speed now, I think J is unconscious and I am about to pass out from laffing my ass off, good times. We get off and j is in serious pain, even funnier, congrats J, you have just been initiated!!Ride #3 - The Tornado. Or as I like to call it, "LOOK OUT HE MIGHT HURL!!" How to explain this one I dont know but I will try. There are these arms that stretch out and then down and on the end of them there are 4 separate seats. Luckily we had run into one og J's friends and his son. So the 4 of us get on and it starts. Now it is an easy ride, the whole huge machine just does in a slow circle at a lil incline, kiddie stuff actually, but, and there's always a but, there is a wheel in the middle of the 4 seats and if you grab the wehhl and twist, well the 4 seats start to spin separate from the giant circle you are going in. So you can spin in the opposite way of the way the whole thing is going. This is where you can die. I spun that fucker like it was an olympic event and I was a gold medallist. After 10 seconds, it was decided by all that was a bad idea. Now we are all feeling like bags of shit and queasy as fuck but when I look at J, mine goes away cause I'm laffin again. Why? Because J has lost all his color and gotten a good green color goin and is experiencing a near-barf situation. He thought he was gonna hurl before it stopped. But he never, the ride comes to a halt, we exit and J loses the green color and is now completely white, like the movie Powder, that kinda white. Then he says, "i'm done" didn't wanna ride anymore, ahem.........PUSSY!!! Good thing you didn't eat those fries beforehand dude lol.
We go into the mall to take a break from it all. J gets a Moster Cookie Blizzard and I get a large dipped cone in a cup. In a cup you say? Yeah, the ice cream was too soft and kept falling in the chocolate, there were 3 ice cream casualties before they asked me if they could put it in a cup. So after we finish all that we go back out to the fair and trot around. Lotsa pretty ladies there too I must say. not that I noticed tho cause I am a taken man.
 Time for some games, not much to talk about there. We played this one where you roll a ball into hole and race a truck across a wall, it was fun but we lost to some lil dude, I think he's on the juice, and not apple juice either lol. Still fun tho, we played twice and never even came cose to winning. So we move on til we get to my game, the watergun shooting game. What you do is shoot the water through this little hole and make a monkey climb a vine. So we line up, I think there is like 7 people in the game, 6 of em I like to call victims. Were all lined up and ready to go, finger on the trigger....3, 2, 1, GO!! Boom I'm like a machine, I hit the hole and dont waver. I dont even breathe because I might move the gun, the bell rings....TIE...WHAT THE FUCK!! I had tied the race with like a 40 year old woman, so we have to head to head in a winner take all race. I would like to say as well something about this woman. When she stood up, she had the smallest adult breasts I had ever seen, she didnt need a bra, all nipple baby, I've seen better clevage on a 2x4 piece of wood hahahaha. here we go again, 3, 2, 1, GO!! Boom I hit the target right away, hold my breath and don't move til I hear the bell. The bell goes, I WON!! But holy hell was it close, guess I won cause I had nicer boobs lol. So did I glorigy myself enough then? lol Ok well here's something nice that came out of it. Whe it came time to pick out my prize and it was a good one too cause there were a lot of asses playing that I kicked, hehe. Well there was this lil girl playing with her dad, she was like 3,the dude asked me which stuffed animal I wanted
 so manly. SO I said, "Let the little girl pick one and have it." Awwwwww, she came over after she picked it out and her and said thank you, she was so cute too . So I hope that made her night anyways. i did play that game again later on but I lost to a dad who helped his lil boy by pointing his water gun at his boys target and two of them moved it up.....I CALL SHENANIGANS!! (hehe sorry Sheep had to use it) so that doesn't reallt count as a loss for me, so I am still undefeated and that includes the games I played like that in Florida.That was it for games, J got a candy apple, fucking gross, I hate those things. So it was getting late and the ride lights starting coming on, pretty cool stuff. So I look at J and ask if he got one more ride on Starship 2000 in him. He's all for it. But we didn't get on it once, we got on it 6 straight times!! So one ride dude made it longer for us and had some fun, we also told him if he played dance music we walk off lol. So I can only remember 4 of the songs, Thunderstruck and TNT by ACDC, Psycho by Disturbed and Good Times by Finger Eleven....good tunes for sure. After the 6th time on in a row the time was up and the bracelets were useless. That's ok tho cause after 6 straight on that, I was starting to get a lil rubbery in the legs and well everywhere. Time to go home. So we both head home, I have to cab cause there's no way I was able to walk here from there the way I felt lol. Mind you now when I got home I was ok, until I sat down. I got the spins something fierce, worse than any point during the night lol.
So all in all it was a rockin good time, hope you enjoyed it too J and you better be blogging cause I wanna hear your point of view on it all.
I think this is the longest blog I have ever written so yay me!! Hope you all stuck through and read it all, I did my best to make it interesting and fuuny and enjoyable. i will add some pics now and they will be clearly labelled so you know what everything is.
Oh snap!! I almost forgot, we totally saw someone puke, it was damn nasty, I think the lil dude had a hot dog just before or something. So gross I almost hurled when I saw it. Poor lil fucker, funny for us tho and we laffed really loud too, didnt hide it. Ahhhhh the memories.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! June 18 Answers and more questionsOk, so there was very little interest so I am just gonna spit out the answers:
Jacket size is 56
Outseam I can't remember but I think it was 39.5 or 32.5 lol My neck is 20.5 My shoe size is 13 and My waist is 51" woohoo I'ma big boy lol. Anyways, I have set up a trivia tournament fun thing for those interested, I'm talking to you Squiggle!! HEHE. To play simply click right HERE and save the link to your favs cause the questions are updated daily. It's just for a bit of fun. You may have to sign up but that takes less than a minute. Anyways, it's fun, check it out, it doesn't take long to do so it's a good lil break from whatever you're at.
Just for the record....I picked the Oilers to win and NEVER lost hope this whole series and now i GUARANTEE a Game 7 win. Anyone wanna bet?
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!
June 11 Short and quick and to the point....kinda like my sex lol.Title catch your eye? Pervert!! Now gimme your phone number if you are a female. Anyways, I got fitted for my tux yesterday for my friend Blair's wedding and seeing as how I had the biggest numbers I thought I would have a lilttle fun here now with a blog and see who out there can think they can guess my sizes. There isn't a prize or anything but this will be a bit of fun. Thise who know the answers already please don't guess, just leave your smartass comments lol....BLAIR!!
Ok, you can look around the site at pics and stuff if you don't know me to see what I look like to make a guess, theese are the sizes you need to guess:
Jacket size:
Outseam (inches):
Neck (inches):
Shoe size:
Waist size:
Good luck!
.........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! June 03 My VacationSo I just got back from vacation. I didn't go far far but I did have a great time. I went to Gander to see my girlfriend Charlene. I went out there last Thursday and was out there for a week. I don't even know where to start and I am sure I am going to forget something but I will try my best. I got to Gander on DRL around 1230pm. A few minutes later Charlene was there to pick me up. I must admit tho I was a little nervous for some reason as I seen her drive up to get me. But the reunion was good and we made our way to the hotel where we would be spending out first night.
I cant really remember each day and its activities so I will just mention what I remember. We went for a walk on this boardwalk on a local pond, it was very nice and it was quiet and really gave us some nice alone and quiet time together just to talk and enjoy each other's company. On Friday we stayed at Kim's place, that's her sister. Now her sister was getting ready to mive as well so we helped a little bit with that. Also, I got to meet her PARENTS!!! EEEK....big moment!! Well I met her mom first and that went well and then her father briefly and that went well too. Made em laugh and stuff so all was good. I made a good impression. Also that night I decided I was gonna prepare supper for me and Charlene and Kim. I went to the grocery store and got what I needed to make chicken fajitas and they kicked ass.
We played pool a number of times and I totally dominated her ass, IM THE MAN!! We spent a couple nights at her place as well. The first morning I cooker her frnech toast and bacon for breakfast and the next morning she made me the same thing. The first night at her place we had a BBQ with Kim and Brian(Kim's bf) and we had tons of food too, it was some good lol. Leftovers for days.
Not too much left to talk about really, we finished helping Kim move and then we spent a lot of alone time together. We went to Hotel Gander the last night and they had a pool there so guess what we did? lol Damn right, we were in the pool forever. But that night I took her out and brought her to a restaurant which turned out to be Jungle Jims and told her she could have whatever she wanted because this evening was her evening and whatever she wanted she got. So an hour and a half later we were done and it was a great time. The rest of that night we just spent it alone in our room and it was wonderful.
All in all it was an fantastic trip and only made me realize just how much Charlene means to me and that this is very real. The bad part is that we live a few hours away but we are talking about tryng to fix that in the future and I can't wait.
Ok, I got a few pics from the trip I am going to share with you guys, enjoy them and take care everyone!!
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!
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