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8月31日 Single lifeJust a quick update, Charlene and I have broken up. SOme of you know this already, happened awhile ago. Long distance relationships are a bitch to maintain. Despite how wonderful Charlene is it just wasn't working. Do I still care, of course, it was an amicable break up and I want nothing but happiness for her. Ok, so I am single ladies!! LOL
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!! 8月17日 More meOk, so I have created a MySpace too just to see what all the talk is about. I'm not overly impressed with it or anything and I am still working on it. I will not be deleting this place or anything either. If you would like to go see it tho here's the link.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavy P says so!!! 8月14日 Bachelor party: A look backOk, I know it's Monday and the party was Saturday and this should have been written yesterday but the party was a success so that's why it had to be done today lol.
Ok, first we went golfing, that rocked and was a lot of fun partially because of the weather. It was so foggy for the first couple hours that you literally could not see 40 yards ahead of you so you had to hit a decent shot if you had any hope of finding it. Also, you had to yell back the the group behind you that they could play and that you were clear....hahaha so fun. I actually played pretty well tho so that made it fun too. It did clear off eventually for the last couple holes and that was welcome by all too. Made it much easier to find your balls and count your strokes.
So then the rest of the night took place at Mike's (Blair's cousin and best man). We had it decorated with balloons on the wall that myself and Steve (Blair's brother) nearly took a stroke blowing them all up. Come to think of it I mighta had a small one cause my sight is blurry in my left eye.....KIDDING!!....it's the right one lol. There was also a poster drawn up for Blair for all the guests to sign as a memento for Blair, there was a sexy lady drawn on it by Steve, very well done too I must say, dude got some artistic skills. Once people started showing up the bbq was fired up and the hot dogs and burgers were fired out in a rapid fire pace. They were well received especially by myself cause I hadn't eaten anything yet and the few drinks I had in me I was feeling already...I was thristy. Once I got a couple in me it was all good. There was lots of good food and munchies and boozes and a 26er worth of Jello shooters there, prolly around 50 or 60 shooters. The shooters were quite strong, half and half with the water in there, they burned on the way down.
There was also one point in the evening where there was a porn playing on the tv and everyone started watching, even the dads that were there, to me, that was a little weird but kinda funny. As one dude was gopne down on the chick on the tv I remember saying, "I hope he asked permission!" hahahahahaha.
So shortly after that the older folks left and the poker playing began. We played 3 games, I won the first 2 games and a very sleepy and hiccupping Blair won the 3rd game lol. During the 3rd game I downed the rest of the Jello shots in less than an hour, somewhere between 20-30 shots and I did feel a lil funny for a couple mis but for the most part they had no effect. With everything I drank I didn't get drunk, strange cause it doesn't take a whole lot.
Hey Blair, how many did you have man? I totally lost count after like a million beers lol.
Around 430am the last game of poker was over and we all went to bed very very tired. Then we were up around 930 the next morning cause we were expecting people back for breakfast so Mike and Steve started in on that. We had enough there for 10 people but it turned out just being the 4 of us. And what a feed, there were scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice, milk, toutons and beans. Jesys that was good.
Then we all went home tired and dragged out, some hungover, not me but I made up for that in being super tired, going to need the rest of this week to get enough sleep before the wedding which is this Saturday. Can't wait to get the tuxes, there will be pictures but that will be a blog for another time. Ok, that's all, if anyone wgo reads this who was there remembers stuff I didn't, feel free to add it in the comments.
.........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! 8月11日 First reactionHey everyone, I haven't got much of an update for ya but I'll do what I can. Charlene and I are still together and doing well, I will see her in a couple of weeks for awhile and hopefully longer, God I miss her. Sister is gettin plumper, she's due in November around the time of my brother's, my cousin's, my friend's and Charlene's birthdays cause they are all just a couple days apart, gonna be cool to see when it happens, I REALLY can't wait fopr that!! Tomorrow is gonna rock ass too cause it's my best friend Blair's bachelor party. There will be golf, poker, air hockey and a shitload of booze, I'm gonna get so wasted. Sorry, I may not get pics of that cause cameras are not allowed lol. I will fill you in on how it went later on after I recover and memories come back to me. So that's it for the update but I am gonna add a questionnaire I got in my email from Justin called "First Reaction." I hope you take the time to read it cause I took the time to do it.
Oh wait!! One mroe thing!! Anyone out there watch Last Comic Standing this season? Well I did and they crowned a winner the other night and he is absolutel, hands down one of the funniest guys I have ever seen. His name is Josh Blue and I am telling ya, he is worth watching. He has Cerebral Palsy and it's great how he doesn't let it stop him. He's amazing. I got a few links about him for you:
Official Site click here
To see one of his performances on the NBC site go here
And to see all of his performances on YouTube go here, I promise you will laff your ass silly
Okay this is called FIRST REACTION. What comes to your mind whenever you hear these 35 words?
1. Cigarettes: fucking nasty
2. Sex: alone
3. Relationships: in one
4. Your Last Ex: is still my friend
5. Power rangers: fags in leotards
6. Marijuana: gross
7. Crack: plumber
8. Food: fun for one at KFC (it's a special people on the menu, Justin can vouch for that)
9. This President: ah-yuh 10. War: Civil War by Guns n Roses
11. Cars: movie.
12. Gas Prices: don't cost me nuttin to fart.
13. Halloween: pumpkin
14. Bon Jovi: still love listening to the old stuff (shhh don't tell no one)
15. Religion: for followers (yes I believe in God but I am not going somewhere every Sunday to tell him how much he rocks, kinda egotistical isn't it for God to expect that? Fuck you God it should be enough that I believe.)
16. MySpace: for American poser fags.
17. Worst Fear: spiders is first reaction, fuck I hate them fuckers
18. Marriage: can't wait, honestly.
19. Fashion: if it fits and I don't look like a zoo animal, I'm good.
20. Brunettes: I'll fuck em
21. Redheads: I'll fuck em, blondes too, i'm an equal opportunity fucker
22: Work: unemployed Job Coach
23: Pass the time: MSN Messenger and friends
24: One night stands: did it, liked it, if I was single now I'd do it again
25: Cell Phone: don't have one
26: Pet Peeves: fucking idiots
27: Pixie Stix: ok
28: Vanilla Ice Cream: loves it, ya got some or is this a tease? you bastard, I'll kill you!!
29: Porta Potties: necessary
30: High school: Laurie, my first love....I mean screw!!
31: Pajamas: nakedness
32. Wood: when I watch porn
33. Surfers: morons.
34. Pictures: got tons, loves sharing
35. First True Love: she's dead to me now the witch.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! 8月7日 Review of The Barnyard MovieThe movie was goddam hilarious. I laughed a lot watching it and I actually got a fright too when that damn mule kicked the farmer right in the head, dude was like lightning, I laughed cause violence is funny. I don't wanna give away anything that happened so I think you will thoroughly enjoy yourself when you see it. MANABUNGA!!!!
And I will leave you with a joke:
You guys will love this one....The ladies will laugh too!!
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! 8月3日 The Barnyard MovieOk so I am sure by now you have all seen the commercials for the feature length animated film called The Barnyard: The Original Party Animals. If you haven't seen anything you can click HERE to see the trailer and other things and if that isn't enough you can click HERE for more things Barnyard.
Well I am here to tell you to GO SEE IT!! Why am I encouraging you all to go see it? Well I personally know two of the people in it. I went to college with them. So I think it is cool that they landed a job in Los Angeles working on this huge film with very well known voices in it, such as Kevin James, Courtney Cox and Sam Elliott to name 3 lol.
Anyways, you can find my friends names in the credits a number of times. Their names are James Burke (no relation) and Glenn Curry. You can find their names in the credits under these categories:
Effects - James and Glenn
Storyboard - Glenn
Character Finaling Section - James
Compositiong Section - James
So everyone go see it and support my friends and enjoy a funny movie. Congrats James and Glenn, I'm getting your autographs lol. See ya when ya gets home.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! |
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