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September 19 Trade and Generic namesIn Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This me ans
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. ..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!!
September 14 YupThis is a blog, I dare you to leave a comment. Not like anyone comes here anyways and when they do they don't comment. Hence why I don't update so much. The only think keeping me from deleting would be the time and effort that's been put into this site.
Have a nice day.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyp says so!!! August 31 Single lifeJust a quick update, Charlene and I have broken up. SOme of you know this already, happened awhile ago. Long distance relationships are a bitch to maintain. Despite how wonderful Charlene is it just wasn't working. Do I still care, of course, it was an amicable break up and I want nothing but happiness for her. Ok, so I am single ladies!! LOL
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!! August 17 More meOk, so I have created a MySpace too just to see what all the talk is about. I'm not overly impressed with it or anything and I am still working on it. I will not be deleting this place or anything either. If you would like to go see it tho here's the link.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavy P says so!!! August 14 Bachelor party: A look backOk, I know it's Monday and the party was Saturday and this should have been written yesterday but the party was a success so that's why it had to be done today lol.
Ok, first we went golfing, that rocked and was a lot of fun partially because of the weather. It was so foggy for the first couple hours that you literally could not see 40 yards ahead of you so you had to hit a decent shot if you had any hope of finding it. Also, you had to yell back the the group behind you that they could play and that you were clear....hahaha so fun. I actually played pretty well tho so that made it fun too. It did clear off eventually for the last couple holes and that was welcome by all too. Made it much easier to find your balls and count your strokes.
 So then the rest of the night took place at Mike's (Blair's cousin and best man). We had it decorated with balloons on the wall that myself and Steve (Blair's brother) nearly took a stroke blowing them all up. Come to think of it I mighta had a small one cause my sight is blurry in my left eye.....KIDDING!!....it's the right one lol. There was also a poster drawn up for Blair for all the guests to sign as a memento for Blair, there was a sexy lady drawn on it by Steve, very well done too I must say, dude got some artistic skills. Once people started showing up the bbq was fired up and the hot dogs and burgers were fired out in a rapid fire pace. They were well received especially by myself cause I hadn't eaten anything yet and the few drinks I had in me I was feeling already...I was thristy. Once I got a couple in me it was all good. There was lots of good food and munchies and boozes and a 26er worth of Jello shooters there, prolly around 50 or 60 shooters. The shooters were quite strong, half and half with the water in there, they burned on the way down.
 So then we dressed Blair up for his party. It consisted of boxes, a shiny streamer-like grass skirt thing that barely covered anything, one of those Jamaican lays and plastic flower bra, that's was all. Very sexy. There are pictures but right now I do not have any so sorry to everyone lol. I'm sure Blair doesn't mind me not having any to post here.There was also one point in the evening where there was a porn playing on the tv and everyone started watching, even the dads that were there, to me, that was a little weird but kinda funny. As one dude was gopne down on the chick on the tv I remember saying, "I hope he asked permission!" hahahahahaha.
So shortly after that the older folks left and the poker playing began. We played 3 games, I won the first 2 games and a very sleepy and hiccupping Blair won the 3rd game lol. During the 3rd game I downed the rest of the Jello shots in less than an hour, somewhere between 20-30 shots and I did feel a lil funny for a couple mis but for the most part they had no effect. With everything I drank I didn't get drunk, strange cause it doesn't take a whole lot.
Hey Blair, how many did you have man? I totally lost count after like a million beers lol.
Around 430am the last game of poker was over and we all went to bed very very tired. Then we were up around 930 the next morning cause we were expecting people back for breakfast so Mike and Steve started in on that. We had enough there for 10 people but it turned out just being the 4 of us. And what a feed, there were scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice, milk, toutons and beans. Jesys that was good.
Then we all went home tired and dragged out, some hungover, not me but I made up for that in being super tired, going to need the rest of this week to get enough sleep before the wedding which is this Saturday. Can't wait to get the tuxes, there will be pictures but that will be a blog for another time. Ok, that's all, if anyone wgo reads this who was there remembers stuff I didn't, feel free to add it in the comments.
.........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! August 11 First reactionHey everyone, I haven't got much of an update for ya but I'll do what I can. Charlene and I are still together and doing well, I will see her in a couple of weeks for awhile and hopefully longer, God I miss her. Sister is gettin plumper, she's due in November around the time of my brother's, my cousin's, my friend's and Charlene's birthdays cause they are all just a couple days apart, gonna be cool to see when it happens, I REALLY can't wait fopr that!! Tomorrow is gonna rock ass too cause it's my best friend Blair's bachelor party. There will be golf, poker, air hockey and a shitload of booze, I'm gonna get so wasted. Sorry, I may not get pics of that cause cameras are not allowed lol. I will fill you in on how it went later on after I recover and memories come back to me. So that's it for the update but I am gonna add a questionnaire I got in my email from Justin called "First Reaction." I hope you take the time to read it cause I took the time to do it.
Oh wait!! One mroe thing!! Anyone out there watch Last Comic Standing this season? Well I did and they crowned a winner the other night and he is absolutel, hands down one of the funniest guys I have ever seen. His name is Josh Blue and I am telling ya, he is worth watching. He has Cerebral Palsy and it's great how he doesn't let it stop him. He's amazing. I got a few links about him for you:
Official Site click here
To see one of his performances on the NBC site go here
And to see all of his performances on YouTube go here, I promise you will laff your ass silly
Okay this is called FIRST REACTION. What comes to your mind whenever you hear these 35 words?
1. Cigarettes: fucking nasty
2. Sex: alone
3. Relationships: in one
4. Your Last Ex: is still my friend
5. Power rangers: fags in leotards
6. Marijuana: gross
7. Crack: plumber
8. Food: fun for one at KFC (it's a special people on the menu, Justin can vouch for that)
9. This President: ah-yuh 10. War: Civil War by Guns n Roses
11. Cars: movie.
12. Gas Prices: don't cost me nuttin to fart.
13. Halloween: pumpkin
14. Bon Jovi: still love listening to the old stuff (shhh don't tell no one)
15. Religion: for followers (yes I believe in God but I am not going somewhere every Sunday to tell him how much he rocks, kinda egotistical isn't it for God to expect that? Fuck you God it should be enough that I believe.)
16. MySpace: for American poser fags.
17. Worst Fear: spiders is first reaction, fuck I hate them fuckers
18. Marriage: can't wait, honestly.
19. Fashion: if it fits and I don't look like a zoo animal, I'm good.
20. Brunettes: I'll fuck em
21. Redheads: I'll fuck em, blondes too, i'm an equal opportunity fucker
22: Work: unemployed Job Coach
23: Pass the time: MSN Messenger and friends
24: One night stands: did it, liked it, if I was single now I'd do it again
25: Cell Phone: don't have one
26: Pet Peeves: fucking idiots
27: Pixie Stix: ok
28: Vanilla Ice Cream: loves it, ya got some or is this a tease? you bastard, I'll kill you!!
29: Porta Potties: necessary
30: High school: Laurie, my first love....I mean screw!!
31: Pajamas: nakedness
32. Wood: when I watch porn
33. Surfers: morons.
34. Pictures: got tons, loves sharing
35. First True Love: she's dead to me now the witch.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! August 07 Review of The Barnyard MovieThe movie was goddam hilarious. I laughed a lot watching it and I actually got a fright too when that damn mule kicked the farmer right in the head, dude was like lightning, I laughed cause violence is funny. I don't wanna give away anything that happened so I think you will thoroughly enjoy yourself when you see it. MANABUNGA!!!!
And I will leave you with a joke:
You guys will love this one....The ladies will laugh too!!
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! August 03 The Barnyard MovieOk so I am sure by now you have all seen the commercials for the feature length animated film called The Barnyard: The Original Party Animals. If you haven't seen anything you can click HERE to see the trailer and other things and if that isn't enough you can click HERE for more things Barnyard.
Well I am here to tell you to GO SEE IT!! Why am I encouraging you all to go see it? Well I personally know two of the people in it. I went to college with them. So I think it is cool that they landed a job in Los Angeles working on this huge film with very well known voices in it, such as Kevin James, Courtney Cox and Sam Elliott to name 3 lol.
Anyways, you can find my friends names in the credits a number of times. Their names are James Burke (no relation) and Glenn Curry. You can find their names in the credits under these categories:
Effects - James and Glenn
Storyboard - Glenn
Character Finaling Section - James
Compositiong Section - James
So everyone go see it and support my friends and enjoy a funny movie. Congrats James and Glenn, I'm getting your autographs lol. See ya when ya gets home.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! July 30 TitleOk, time for an update, I will be doing another later in the week so you get this one for now, it is a survey I got from Justin and felt like putting it here. If anyone has any surveys they wanna pass along my way, my contact info is on the site here somewhere, I'll do any survey and answer any type of question with complete honesty. Fuck, I'm bored.....
1) Commando or underwear?
Always underwear unless I know I am gonna see Charlene, no need for layers. What would you do if....? 2) Someone has broken down on a busy street...... I'm big, I'll help push the vehicle off to the side of the road and tell em where the nearest phone is.
3) You see someone has parked their car in the handicapped zone..... I would politely tell them that their ignorance and prickish ways upset me and then, still politely, tell them that unless they wanna be parking there as their only option I suggest the car be moved. Fuck I hate motherfuckers wo do that shit and hope they need those spots sooner than later.
4) A crime is / has happen(ing)ed, and you're right there...... it would depend on what's going down, gund and shit, I'll call the cops but if there is a way I can help and go BATMAN-like on someone's ass, I will totally do it, you can get away with giving a good beating then if you're stopping a crime......hehe.....not that I've thought about it  5) A kid needs a dollar so he/she can get a bus to go home..... If I got it, I'll give it, no sweat.
6) I'm standing on your foot.... Well if I am standing on your foot I really pity you, if you are standing on my foot, I still really pity you.
7) Hey look, a bag full of money..... I'd take it and keep it and not feel the least bit guilty, if you leave a bag of money around you are either stinking rich or old, senile with Alzheimers, either way too damn bad for you, more for me. 8) A stranger walks up to you and kisses you on the mouth... Justin, I swear to God if you do that again.........
 9) The Cutest Kitten on the planet has been placed at your front door... I wouldn't give it to J and his kitten stew habits, I'd keep it and call it.......Kitty (like Cartman, "No Kitty, that's my pot pie!!) Sex....(I forget what that is)
10) Against a wall? or on a table? In the ass...
11) In a public place? yes I have and I will again.
12) At a wedding? I have not but I do have one coming up, ya never know (hope Charlene ain't reading this, if she is....hope you can go baby!!) 13) Ever been caught?
Nope 14) Ever caught anyone? Almost, I walked in as they were finished, and seeing as how I was bigger than the dide and good friends with her, I tried to sneak a peek, no dice tho) 15) Ever wanted to catch anyone? No doubt I have.
16) Had sex where there were others in the room, doing the like. Nope. haven't done that. 17) Shoe Size? 13 18) Are you thinking about sex right now? After all these sex questions I am totally screing myself RIGHT NOW!! One hand typer baby!! Other 19) Do you believe the children are our future? Not the dumb ones, they're our downfall, yeah I said it and you all believe that shit. 20) Are you glad this is the second last question? I don't give a rattlin fuck, I got other surveys I can do and J told me there's another on the way besides the other couple I haven't gotten around to do yet. 21) Do you know your mailpersons name? I know 2 of them...Ugly and Late
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! July 25 Fantasy Football LeagueHey everyone, I have created a fantasy football league and I am looking for a few more bodies to play. Anyone interested? There are requirements tho....this is for fun only and is just for a good laugh. Having said that you are expected to check in on it regularly just in case there are trade offers and shit like that. Don't join if it is going to be neglected. I hope to have a lot of fun and activity and all teams will be picked via live online draft which is always fun.
Anyways, if ANYBODY is interested you can leave an email here that I can send the invite information to or you can privately contact me if you prefer.
You can get me at:
or...
Hope I get some takers
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! July 15 ANNOUNCEMENT!!I wanna share this with everyone. I am so proud, yesterday my baby brother, Chris, graduated 2nd in his class from Military School and is now in the process of being stationed at military base in Shearwater, Nova Scotia.
Now I am not gonna get all emotional on everyone and start snottin and bawling but I am so proud of him. Even though he was a high school drop out he always knew he wanted to join the forces and didn't let anything or anyone stop him. He got through boot camp and now he has made it through the classroom stuff and now is well on his way to a great military career.
Now whatever I say here doesn't seem to me like the best way to say it but I am so proud of you lil bro. I knew you had it in ya and this is just a new level of proudness I have for you and I am sure there will be many more to come. Congrats man, the whole family is so happy for you, and tell Melinda we all said "hi". lol
Ok, I got a few pics and I am so proud to show I am even gonna go HTML on your asses and post em right big instead of shitty lil thumbnails.
I hope anyone who reads this will leave congrats as well.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!       July 05 Get crazy with the cheese whizHey everyone, how's everything goin? Good I hope. Anyways, couple things I wanna mention.
First, wanna wish good friend of mine Chris a.k.a. Sheep a happy birthday, his 27th I believe. See in a couple weeks dude. Why don't you all pop over and say hi or happy birthday to him, don't be shy.
Secondly, just a little bit about the long weekend. Myself, Blair, Danielle and their dog Killick(there is a pic upcoming), Nancy and eventually Mike and Christine and their dog Peyton( I don't have a pic) went camping at a local provincial park. It was a good time, we swam a little bit, had a catch, drank, I got a new drinking cup, it's 34 ounces and is black and looks like a kef with a handle on it, very cool, it's called a Bubba Keg 34, we played poker, bbqed and chilled out and totally relaxed. That's pretty much it, very easy going weekend, there are a few pics at the bottom if you are interested.
Not much else to talk about, I am enjoying the free agent signings in the NHL, little pissed off Pronger demanded a trade and I think Phienix makes the playoffs this year and I can't wait to start my hockey pool this year, gonna be awesome June 29 Long weekendI'm outta here folks!! Gone til Sunday now pass me the Amaretto or Sour Puss.
..........and that's the botton line, cause HeavyP says so!!! June 23 OMG!! What did he eat?(my day at the fair)Ok, right off the top I want everyone to know I am famous for a terrible memory for details. So, if it seems like I am all over the place in this blog that will probably be because I am just remembering shit whilt typing about something else.
So yeah, me and Justin went down to Thomas Amusements last night. But before we actually went there we had to increase our chances of projectile vomiting so we went to the mall food court and got some KFC, YUMMAY!! Just to be sure there weren't any extra accidents, I went to the bathroom beforehand, I had black shorts on tho just in case there was a ride-created plumbing problem.
 Ok, so we get there and take a quick stroll around, Justin hadn't been there in years so he was surprised by all the changes and shit. So we get to the ticket counter and seeing as how it was bracelet day we got bracelets. Now what that meant was that until 10:30 we could get on whatever rides we wanted to as many times as we wanted to, KICKASS!!
First ride - Starship 2000. Justn had been talking about this ride and the fact he hadn't ridden it before so it was a logical starting point. I will do my best to explain how it works to you, it's a crazyass ride, wasn't it Justin!!! Now I don't remember how much I told J (Justin will now be referred to as J) about this ride before we got on. If he blogs maybe he'll mention what he knew. This is an enclosed ride and from the outside it looks like your typical starship. When you walk in there is a guy who controls it from a little control booth in the middle and then around the perimeter there are panels. You pick one and stand with your back flat to it, head back and feet flat on the ground. There is one detail I will leave out for now but with these panels you are not strapped in nor do you have anything to hld onto, it's just you and the panel lol. Once the ride starts spinning it's pretty cool, the music is cranking and the spinning is gradually increasing and increasing and all of a sudden it feels like the thing is tipping back. That detail I left out? Well these panels are ON ROLLERS!! Now this thing is spinning like a mofo and with the centrifical force BAM!! The panel you are on shoots to the top of the wall and also cause of the force and the G's you are pulling you CAN'T MOVE!! You start to feell completely compressed to the board. Your face especially feels like it's peeling off your skull. If you ever end up on this ride I dare you to TRY and lift your arms and legs, it's ridiculously difficult to do, especially my tree trunk legs. Whatever you do, don't lift your head, that just sux. As a funny note, I think I was the last one on the ride to get to the top of the wall cause I am so much man lol and when I did I went in a hurry, you should have heard that fucker hit the top, ask J, lol. So after like a minute of being sucked to the top of this and compressed to the panel it starts to decelerate and the operator says we will land in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, NOW and holy sweet shit just about everyone did. I say "just about" because for some reason I didn't drop the same time as everybody else, you'd think being as big as I am I would have dropped early but I didn't, stayed there for a couple extra seconds, I ROCK!! So the worst part of this ride is when you come down and the ride is slowing down and all you are doing is spinning, that gets a bit rough on the ability to balance lol. And that's the Starship 2000, please hold onto the rails when exiting, trust me, that's a good idea.
As a thought, I was thinking what would happen if in the middle of the ride at top speed it fucked up and just STOPPED! Something to think about but I pity the person I land on lol.
Ride #2 - The Hurricane. This ride is retarded! Seeing as how it was J's first time on it I had to initiate him on it like I have done before with Vinnie and I am not sure but Blair can tell me if I did it to him as well. This ride sits 2 people side by side with a lapbar that we struggled to close, not sure if I can have kids, but I digress. The ride goes in circles fast and the thing you are sitting in is at the end of a long arm and eventually the arm raises and drops you rapidly while you are turning. Like you are billboars high, how do I now that? Well because there was a billboard next to the ride and if the arm let go we were going through it no doubt lol. Ok, so the person who sits on the inside gets smushed into the person on the outside. Its good to put the smaller person on the inside just so you know. This is where the initiation started and and my laffing began. There is a bit of a size difference between me and J, he is 200 pounds and I m 340 lol. So, being the type of guy I am, I put him on the outside hahahaha. He didn't know what was coming, but I did, I'm very very sneaky.
 So it starts, no prob, then it speeds up and I start sliding and smushing into J, now he realizes whats about too happen...too late now mofo you are trapped, lmao. So we are at top speed now, I think J is unconscious and I am about to pass out from laffing my ass off, good times. We get off and j is in serious pain, even funnier, congrats J, you have just been initiated!!Ride #3 - The Tornado. Or as I like to call it, "LOOK OUT HE MIGHT HURL!!" How to explain this one I dont know but I will try. There are these arms that stretch out and then down and on the end of them there are 4 separate seats. Luckily we had run into one og J's friends and his son. So the 4 of us get on and it starts. Now it is an easy ride, the whole huge machine just does in a slow circle at a lil incline, kiddie stuff actually, but, and there's always a but, there is a wheel in the middle of the 4 seats and if you grab the wehhl and twist, well the 4 seats start to spin separate from the giant circle you are going in. So you can spin in the opposite way of the way the whole thing is going. This is where you can die. I spun that fucker like it was an olympic event and I was a gold medallist. After 10 seconds, it was decided by all that was a bad idea. Now we are all feeling like bags of shit and queasy as fuck but when I look at J, mine goes away cause I'm laffin again. Why? Because J has lost all his color and gotten a good green color goin and is experiencing a near-barf situation. He thought he was gonna hurl before it stopped. But he never, the ride comes to a halt, we exit and J loses the green color and is now completely white, like the movie Powder, that kinda white. Then he says, "i'm done" didn't wanna ride anymore, ahem.........PUSSY!!! Good thing you didn't eat those fries beforehand dude lol.
We go into the mall to take a break from it all. J gets a Moster Cookie Blizzard and I get a large dipped cone in a cup. In a cup you say? Yeah, the ice cream was too soft and kept falling in the chocolate, there were 3 ice cream casualties before they asked me if they could put it in a cup. So after we finish all that we go back out to the fair and trot around. Lotsa pretty ladies there too I must say. not that I noticed tho cause I am a taken man.
 Time for some games, not much to talk about there. We played this one where you roll a ball into hole and race a truck across a wall, it was fun but we lost to some lil dude, I think he's on the juice, and not apple juice either lol. Still fun tho, we played twice and never even came cose to winning. So we move on til we get to my game, the watergun shooting game. What you do is shoot the water through this little hole and make a monkey climb a vine. So we line up, I think there is like 7 people in the game, 6 of em I like to call victims. Were all lined up and ready to go, finger on the trigger....3, 2, 1, GO!! Boom I'm like a machine, I hit the hole and dont waver. I dont even breathe because I might move the gun, the bell rings....TIE...WHAT THE FUCK!! I had tied the race with like a 40 year old woman, so we have to head to head in a winner take all race. I would like to say as well something about this woman. When she stood up, she had the smallest adult breasts I had ever seen, she didnt need a bra, all nipple baby, I've seen better clevage on a 2x4 piece of wood hahahaha. here we go again, 3, 2, 1, GO!! Boom I hit the target right away, hold my breath and don't move til I hear the bell. The bell goes, I WON!! But holy hell was it close, guess I won cause I had nicer boobs lol. So did I glorigy myself enough then? lol Ok well here's something nice that came out of it. Whe it came time to pick out my prize and it was a good one too cause there were a lot of asses playing that I kicked, hehe. Well there was this lil girl playing with her dad, she was like 3,the dude asked me which stuffed animal I wanted
 so manly. SO I said, "Let the little girl pick one and have it." Awwwwww, she came over after she picked it out and her and said thank you, she was so cute too . So I hope that made her night anyways. i did play that game again later on but I lost to a dad who helped his lil boy by pointing his water gun at his boys target and two of them moved it up.....I CALL SHENANIGANS!! (hehe sorry Sheep had to use it) so that doesn't reallt count as a loss for me, so I am still undefeated and that includes the games I played like that in Florida.That was it for games, J got a candy apple, fucking gross, I hate those things. So it was getting late and the ride lights starting coming on, pretty cool stuff. So I look at J and ask if he got one more ride on Starship 2000 in him. He's all for it. But we didn't get on it once, we got on it 6 straight times!! So one ride dude made it longer for us and had some fun, we also told him if he played dance music we walk off lol. So I can only remember 4 of the songs, Thunderstruck and TNT by ACDC, Psycho by Disturbed and Good Times by Finger Eleven....good tunes for sure. After the 6th time on in a row the time was up and the bracelets were useless. That's ok tho cause after 6 straight on that, I was starting to get a lil rubbery in the legs and well everywhere. Time to go home. So we both head home, I have to cab cause there's no way I was able to walk here from there the way I felt lol. Mind you now when I got home I was ok, until I sat down. I got the spins something fierce, worse than any point during the night lol.
So all in all it was a rockin good time, hope you enjoyed it too J and you better be blogging cause I wanna hear your point of view on it all.
I think this is the longest blog I have ever written so yay me!! Hope you all stuck through and read it all, I did my best to make it interesting and fuuny and enjoyable. i will add some pics now and they will be clearly labelled so you know what everything is.
Oh snap!! I almost forgot, we totally saw someone puke, it was damn nasty, I think the lil dude had a hot dog just before or something. So gross I almost hurled when I saw it. Poor lil fucker, funny for us tho and we laffed really loud too, didnt hide it. Ahhhhh the memories.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! June 18 Answers and more questionsOk, so there was very little interest so I am just gonna spit out the answers:
Jacket size is 56
Outseam I can't remember but I think it was 39.5 or 32.5 lol My neck is 20.5 My shoe size is 13 and My waist is 51" woohoo I'ma big boy lol. Anyways, I have set up a trivia tournament fun thing for those interested, I'm talking to you Squiggle!! HEHE. To play simply click right HERE and save the link to your favs cause the questions are updated daily. It's just for a bit of fun. You may have to sign up but that takes less than a minute. Anyways, it's fun, check it out, it doesn't take long to do so it's a good lil break from whatever you're at.
Just for the record....I picked the Oilers to win and NEVER lost hope this whole series and now i GUARANTEE a Game 7 win. Anyone wanna bet?
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!
June 11 Short and quick and to the point....kinda like my sex lol.Title catch your eye? Pervert!! Now gimme your phone number if you are a female. Anyways, I got fitted for my tux yesterday for my friend Blair's wedding and seeing as how I had the biggest numbers I thought I would have a lilttle fun here now with a blog and see who out there can think they can guess my sizes. There isn't a prize or anything but this will be a bit of fun. Thise who know the answers already please don't guess, just leave your smartass comments lol....BLAIR!!
Ok, you can look around the site at pics and stuff if you don't know me to see what I look like to make a guess, theese are the sizes you need to guess:
Jacket size:
Outseam (inches):
Neck (inches):
Shoe size:
Waist size:
Good luck!
.........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! June 03 My VacationSo I just got back from vacation. I didn't go far far but I did have a great time. I went to Gander to see my girlfriend Charlene. I went out there last Thursday and was out there for a week. I don't even know where to start and I am sure I am going to forget something but I will try my best. I got to Gander on DRL around 1230pm. A few minutes later Charlene was there to pick me up. I must admit tho I was a little nervous for some reason as I seen her drive up to get me. But the reunion was good and we made our way to the hotel where we would be spending out first night.
I cant really remember each day and its activities so I will just mention what I remember. We went for a walk on this boardwalk on a local pond, it was very nice and it was quiet and really gave us some nice alone and quiet time together just to talk and enjoy each other's company. On Friday we stayed at Kim's place, that's her sister. Now her sister was getting ready to mive as well so we helped a little bit with that. Also, I got to meet her PARENTS!!! EEEK....big moment!! Well I met her mom first and that went well and then her father briefly and that went well too. Made em laugh and stuff so all was good. I made a good impression. Also that night I decided I was gonna prepare supper for me and Charlene and Kim. I went to the grocery store and got what I needed to make chicken fajitas and they kicked ass.
We played pool a number of times and I totally dominated her ass, IM THE MAN!! We spent a couple nights at her place as well. The first morning I cooker her frnech toast and bacon for breakfast and the next morning she made me the same thing. The first night at her place we had a BBQ with Kim and Brian(Kim's bf) and we had tons of food too, it was some good lol. Leftovers for days.
Not too much left to talk about really, we finished helping Kim move and then we spent a lot of alone time together. We went to Hotel Gander the last night and they had a pool there so guess what we did? lol Damn right, we were in the pool forever. But that night I took her out and brought her to a restaurant which turned out to be Jungle Jims and told her she could have whatever she wanted because this evening was her evening and whatever she wanted she got. So an hour and a half later we were done and it was a great time. The rest of that night we just spent it alone in our room and it was wonderful.
All in all it was an fantastic trip and only made me realize just how much Charlene means to me and that this is very real. The bad part is that we live a few hours away but we are talking about tryng to fix that in the future and I can't wait.
Ok, I got a few pics from the trip I am going to share with you guys, enjoy them and take care everyone!!
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!
May 16 New SlideshowHey everyone, just wanted to give ya a lil heads up about a new slideshow I added here. I have accumulated a bunch of funny and/or interesting pics I liked. So I decided to share them eith anyone who is interested in looking. Hopefully there's something in there that will really make you laugh out loud. Anyways, enjoy!!
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! May 07 B-day recapSong - The Pot by Tool
Hello everyone, just thought I would update and tell ya how my day went. It was excellent for sure. For the first part of the day was ok, I got to talk to a few people online who had birthday wishes for me and I got to talk to my Char who wished me a happy b-day
 . That reminds me, thanks to everyone who left b-day comments for me and/or sent ecards or I talked to online, it's totally appreciated and will be remembered.Then Blair picked me up from work and we went to his place where there was a big meal planned. It was myself, Blair and Danielle as well as Mike and Christine, pic to follow of us all at end of blog. The meal was absolutely fantastic. We had BBQ Steak and BBQ Wings and we had Quesadillas and Spanish Rice and then at the end of it all they brought out a cake. The whole mean was amazing I gotta say and I was stuffed afterwards. I even liked the cake and I am totally not a cake person.
Ok, onto the presents.....mom and dad got me a couple pairs of shorts and my sis and her Louis got me a gift card for HMV. Blair and Danielle and Mike and Christine all went in on my gifts, it rocked too. They got me the new TOOL cd which I am listening too right now and it totally rocks man, then Blair, as per my request burned me a copy of the new Pearl Jam cd and I will be listening to that one next. They also got me the yummy cake, it was chocolate and the other thing they gave me was a free round of golf at The Woods, now that is fucking awesome, I can't wait to play!! My friend Gary is giving me a leather jacket of his too that I always liked so I am gonna be stylin' for sure, gonna be a hawt mawfuckah!!
After it all we all sat down and played a game of poker, 5 dollar buy in. Long game too before we lost out first player too. Few hours later, the winner was crowned, it was ME!! No, it was not rigged, too difficult to do that and trust me everyone is not the type to let someone win, believe that lol.
All in all, the day was excellent for sure. Thanks to everyone for all the nice things they said and that. Thank you to everyone for the presents and to Blair and Danielle for the food and add Mike and Christine in there with them for the gifts, it all kicked ass.
So that's it my peeps, I am gonna add a couple pics here now, enjoy.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! May 04 TomorrowTomorrow, May 5th is my 28th b-day. Gimme some love people!! I want greetings and nice comments and or if someone wants to make me somrthing like a cool siggy, by all means go ahead, be creative.
Ok send me da love!!
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