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....and that's the bottom line cause HeavyP says so!!Take a penny, give a penny but please don't eat the pennies!
9月19日 Trade and Generic namesIn Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This me ans
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. ..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!!
9月14日 YupThis is a blog, I dare you to leave a comment. Not like anyone comes here anyways and when they do they don't comment. Hence why I don't update so much. The only think keeping me from deleting would be the time and effort that's been put into this site.
Have a nice day.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyp says so!!! 8月31日 Single lifeJust a quick update, Charlene and I have broken up. SOme of you know this already, happened awhile ago. Long distance relationships are a bitch to maintain. Despite how wonderful Charlene is it just wasn't working. Do I still care, of course, it was an amicable break up and I want nothing but happiness for her. Ok, so I am single ladies!! LOL
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!! 8月17日 More meOk, so I have created a MySpace too just to see what all the talk is about. I'm not overly impressed with it or anything and I am still working on it. I will not be deleting this place or anything either. If you would like to go see it tho here's the link.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavy P says so!!! 8月14日 Bachelor party: A look backOk, I know it's Monday and the party was Saturday and this should have been written yesterday but the party was a success so that's why it had to be done today lol.
Ok, first we went golfing, that rocked and was a lot of fun partially because of the weather. It was so foggy for the first couple hours that you literally could not see 40 yards ahead of you so you had to hit a decent shot if you had any hope of finding it. Also, you had to yell back the the group behind you that they could play and that you were clear....hahaha so fun. I actually played pretty well tho so that made it fun too. It did clear off eventually for the last couple holes and that was welcome by all too. Made it much easier to find your balls and count your strokes.
 So then the rest of the night took place at Mike's (Blair's cousin and best man). We had it decorated with balloons on the wall that myself and Steve (Blair's brother) nearly took a stroke blowing them all up. Come to think of it I mighta had a small one cause my sight is blurry in my left eye.....KIDDING!!....it's the right one lol. There was also a poster drawn up for Blair for all the guests to sign as a memento for Blair, there was a sexy lady drawn on it by Steve, very well done too I must say, dude got some artistic skills. Once people started showing up the bbq was fired up and the hot dogs and burgers were fired out in a rapid fire pace. They were well received especially by myself cause I hadn't eaten anything yet and the few drinks I had in me I was feeling already...I was thristy. Once I got a couple in me it was all good. There was lots of good food and munchies and boozes and a 26er worth of Jello shooters there, prolly around 50 or 60 shooters. The shooters were quite strong, half and half with the water in there, they burned on the way down.
 So then we dressed Blair up for his party. It consisted of boxes, a shiny streamer-like grass skirt thing that barely covered anything, one of those Jamaican lays and plastic flower bra, that's was all. Very sexy. There are pictures but right now I do not have any so sorry to everyone lol. I'm sure Blair doesn't mind me not having any to post here.There was also one point in the evening where there was a porn playing on the tv and everyone started watching, even the dads that were there, to me, that was a little weird but kinda funny. As one dude was gopne down on the chick on the tv I remember saying, "I hope he asked permission!" hahahahahaha.
So shortly after that the older folks left and the poker playing began. We played 3 games, I won the first 2 games and a very sleepy and hiccupping Blair won the 3rd game lol. During the 3rd game I downed the rest of the Jello shots in less than an hour, somewhere between 20-30 shots and I did feel a lil funny for a couple mis but for the most part they had no effect. With everything I drank I didn't get drunk, strange cause it doesn't take a whole lot.
Hey Blair, how many did you have man? I totally lost count after like a million beers lol.
Around 430am the last game of poker was over and we all went to bed very very tired. Then we were up around 930 the next morning cause we were expecting people back for breakfast so Mike and Steve started in on that. We had enough there for 10 people but it turned out just being the 4 of us. And what a feed, there were scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice, milk, toutons and beans. Jesys that was good.
Then we all went home tired and dragged out, some hungover, not me but I made up for that in being super tired, going to need the rest of this week to get enough sleep before the wedding which is this Saturday. Can't wait to get the tuxes, there will be pictures but that will be a blog for another time. Ok, that's all, if anyone wgo reads this who was there remembers stuff I didn't, feel free to add it in the comments.
.........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! 8月11日 First reactionHey everyone, I haven't got much of an update for ya but I'll do what I can. Charlene and I are still together and doing well, I will see her in a couple of weeks for awhile and hopefully longer, God I miss her. Sister is gettin plumper, she's due in November around the time of my brother's, my cousin's, my friend's and Charlene's birthdays cause they are all just a couple days apart, gonna be cool to see when it happens, I REALLY can't wait fopr that!! Tomorrow is gonna rock ass too cause it's my best friend Blair's bachelor party. There will be golf, poker, air hockey and a shitload of booze, I'm gonna get so wasted. Sorry, I may not get pics of that cause cameras are not allowed lol. I will fill you in on how it went later on after I recover and memories come back to me. So that's it for the update but I am gonna add a questionnaire I got in my email from Justin called "First Reaction." I hope you take the time to read it cause I took the time to do it.
Oh wait!! One mroe thing!! Anyone out there watch Last Comic Standing this season? Well I did and they crowned a winner the other night and he is absolutel, hands down one of the funniest guys I have ever seen. His name is Josh Blue and I am telling ya, he is worth watching. He has Cerebral Palsy and it's great how he doesn't let it stop him. He's amazing. I got a few links about him for you:
Official Site click here
To see one of his performances on the NBC site go here
And to see all of his performances on YouTube go here, I promise you will laff your ass silly
Okay this is called FIRST REACTION. What comes to your mind whenever you hear these 35 words?
1. Cigarettes: fucking nasty
2. Sex: alone
3. Relationships: in one
4. Your Last Ex: is still my friend
5. Power rangers: fags in leotards
6. Marijuana: gross
7. Crack: plumber
8. Food: fun for one at KFC (it's a special people on the menu, Justin can vouch for that)
9. This President: ah-yuh 10. War: Civil War by Guns n Roses
11. Cars: movie.
12. Gas Prices: don't cost me nuttin to fart.
13. Halloween: pumpkin
14. Bon Jovi: still love listening to the old stuff (shhh don't tell no one)
15. Religion: for followers (yes I believe in God but I am not going somewhere every Sunday to tell him how much he rocks, kinda egotistical isn't it for God to expect that? Fuck you God it should be enough that I believe.)
16. MySpace: for American poser fags.
17. Worst Fear: spiders is first reaction, fuck I hate them fuckers
18. Marriage: can't wait, honestly.
19. Fashion: if it fits and I don't look like a zoo animal, I'm good.
20. Brunettes: I'll fuck em
21. Redheads: I'll fuck em, blondes too, i'm an equal opportunity fucker
22: Work: unemployed Job Coach
23: Pass the time: MSN Messenger and friends
24: One night stands: did it, liked it, if I was single now I'd do it again
25: Cell Phone: don't have one
26: Pet Peeves: fucking idiots
27: Pixie Stix: ok
28: Vanilla Ice Cream: loves it, ya got some or is this a tease? you bastard, I'll kill you!!
29: Porta Potties: necessary
30: High school: Laurie, my first love....I mean screw!!
31: Pajamas: nakedness
32. Wood: when I watch porn
33. Surfers: morons.
34. Pictures: got tons, loves sharing
35. First True Love: she's dead to me now the witch.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! 8月7日 Review of The Barnyard MovieThe movie was goddam hilarious. I laughed a lot watching it and I actually got a fright too when that damn mule kicked the farmer right in the head, dude was like lightning, I laughed cause violence is funny. I don't wanna give away anything that happened so I think you will thoroughly enjoy yourself when you see it. MANABUNGA!!!!
And I will leave you with a joke:
You guys will love this one....The ladies will laugh too!!
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
..........and that's the bottom line, cause Heavy P says so!!! 8月3日 The Barnyard MovieOk so I am sure by now you have all seen the commercials for the feature length animated film called The Barnyard: The Original Party Animals. If you haven't seen anything you can click HERE to see the trailer and other things and if that isn't enough you can click HERE for more things Barnyard.
Well I am here to tell you to GO SEE IT!! Why am I encouraging you all to go see it? Well I personally know two of the people in it. I went to college with them. So I think it is cool that they landed a job in Los Angeles working on this huge film with very well known voices in it, such as Kevin James, Courtney Cox and Sam Elliott to name 3 lol.
Anyways, you can find my friends names in the credits a number of times. Their names are James Burke (no relation) and Glenn Curry. You can find their names in the credits under these categories:
Effects - James and Glenn
Storyboard - Glenn
Character Finaling Section - James
Compositiong Section - James
So everyone go see it and support my friends and enjoy a funny movie. Congrats James and Glenn, I'm getting your autographs lol. See ya when ya gets home.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 7月30日 TitleOk, time for an update, I will be doing another later in the week so you get this one for now, it is a survey I got from Justin and felt like putting it here. If anyone has any surveys they wanna pass along my way, my contact info is on the site here somewhere, I'll do any survey and answer any type of question with complete honesty. Fuck, I'm bored.....
1) Commando or underwear?
Always underwear unless I know I am gonna see Charlene, no need for layers. What would you do if....? 2) Someone has broken down on a busy street...... I'm big, I'll help push the vehicle off to the side of the road and tell em where the nearest phone is.
3) You see someone has parked their car in the handicapped zone..... I would politely tell them that their ignorance and prickish ways upset me and then, still politely, tell them that unless they wanna be parking there as their only option I suggest the car be moved. Fuck I hate motherfuckers wo do that shit and hope they need those spots sooner than later.
4) A crime is / has happen(ing)ed, and you're right there...... it would depend on what's going down, gund and shit, I'll call the cops but if there is a way I can help and go BATMAN-like on someone's ass, I will totally do it, you can get away with giving a good beating then if you're stopping a crime......hehe.....not that I've thought about it  5) A kid needs a dollar so he/she can get a bus to go home..... If I got it, I'll give it, no sweat.
6) I'm standing on your foot.... Well if I am standing on your foot I really pity you, if you are standing on my foot, I still really pity you.
7) Hey look, a bag full of money..... I'd take it and keep it and not feel the least bit guilty, if you leave a bag of money around you are either stinking rich or old, senile with Alzheimers, either way too damn bad for you, more for me. 8) A stranger walks up to you and kisses you on the mouth... Justin, I swear to God if you do that again.........
 9) The Cutest Kitten on the planet has been placed at your front door... I wouldn't give it to J and his kitten stew habits, I'd keep it and call it.......Kitty (like Cartman, "No Kitty, that's my pot pie!!) Sex....(I forget what that is)
10) Against a wall? or on a table? In the ass...
11) In a public place? yes I have and I will again.
12) At a wedding? I have not but I do have one coming up, ya never know (hope Charlene ain't reading this, if she is....hope you can go baby!!) 13) Ever been caught?
Nope 14) Ever caught anyone? Almost, I walked in as they were finished, and seeing as how I was bigger than the dide and good friends with her, I tried to sneak a peek, no dice tho) 15) Ever wanted to catch anyone? No doubt I have.
16) Had sex where there were others in the room, doing the like. Nope. haven't done that. 17) Shoe Size? 13 18) Are you thinking about sex right now? After all these sex questions I am totally screing myself RIGHT NOW!! One hand typer baby!! Other 19) Do you believe the children are our future? Not the dumb ones, they're our downfall, yeah I said it and you all believe that shit. 20) Are you glad this is the second last question? I don't give a rattlin fuck, I got other surveys I can do and J told me there's another on the way besides the other couple I haven't gotten around to do yet. 21) Do you know your mailpersons name? I know 2 of them...Ugly and Late
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! 7月25日 Fantasy Football LeagueHey everyone, I have created a fantasy football league and I am looking for a few more bodies to play. Anyone interested? There are requirements tho....this is for fun only and is just for a good laugh. Having said that you are expected to check in on it regularly just in case there are trade offers and shit like that. Don't join if it is going to be neglected. I hope to have a lot of fun and activity and all teams will be picked via live online draft which is always fun.
Anyways, if ANYBODY is interested you can leave an email here that I can send the invite information to or you can privately contact me if you prefer.
You can get me at:
or...
Hope I get some takers
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! 7月15日 ANNOUNCEMENT!!I wanna share this with everyone. I am so proud, yesterday my baby brother, Chris, graduated 2nd in his class from Military School and is now in the process of being stationed at military base in Shearwater, Nova Scotia.
Now I am not gonna get all emotional on everyone and start snottin and bawling but I am so proud of him. Even though he was a high school drop out he always knew he wanted to join the forces and didn't let anything or anyone stop him. He got through boot camp and now he has made it through the classroom stuff and now is well on his way to a great military career.
Now whatever I say here doesn't seem to me like the best way to say it but I am so proud of you lil bro. I knew you had it in ya and this is just a new level of proudness I have for you and I am sure there will be many more to come. Congrats man, the whole family is so happy for you, and tell Melinda we all said "hi". lol
Ok, I got a few pics and I am so proud to show I am even gonna go HTML on your asses and post em right big instead of shitty lil thumbnails.
I hope anyone who reads this will leave congrats as well.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!       7月5日 Get crazy with the cheese whizHey everyone, how's everything goin? Good I hope. Anyways, couple things I wanna mention.
First, wanna wish good friend of mine Chris a.k.a. Sheep a happy birthday, his 27th I believe. See in a couple weeks dude. Why don't you all pop over and say hi or happy birthday to him, don't be shy.
Secondly, just a little bit about the long weekend. Myself, Blair, Danielle and their dog Killick(there is a pic upcoming), Nancy and eventually Mike and Christine and their dog Peyton( I don't have a pic) went camping at a local provincial park. It was a good time, we swam a little bit, had a catch, drank, I got a new drinking cup, it's 34 ounces and is black and looks like a kef with a handle on it, very cool, it's called a Bubba Keg 34, we played poker, bbqed and chilled out and totally relaxed. That's pretty much it, very easy going weekend, there are a few pics at the bottom if you are interested.
Not much else to talk about, I am enjoying the free agent signings in the NHL, little pissed off Pronger demanded a trade and I think Phienix makes the playoffs this year and I can't wait to start my hockey pool this year, gonna be awesome 6月29日 Long weekendI'm outta here folks!! Gone til Sunday now pass me the Amaretto or Sour Puss.
..........and that's the botton line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 6月23日 OMG!! What did he eat?(my day at the fair)Ok, right off the top I want everyone to know I am famous for a terrible memory for details. So, if it seems like I am all over the place in this blog that will probably be because I am just remembering shit whilt typing about something else.
So yeah, me and Justin went down to Thomas Amusements last night. But before we actually went there we had to increase our chances of projectile vomiting so we went to the mall food court and got some KFC, YUMMAY!! Just to be sure there weren't any extra accidents, I went to the bathroom beforehand, I had black shorts on tho just in case there was a ride-created plumbing problem.
 Ok, so we get there and take a quick stroll around, Justin hadn't been there in years so he was surprised by all the changes and shit. So we get to the ticket counter and seeing as how it was bracelet day we got bracelets. Now what that meant was that until 10:30 we could get on whatever rides we wanted to as many times as we wanted to, KICKASS!!
First ride - Starship 2000. Justn had been talking about this ride and the fact he hadn't ridden it before so it was a logical starting point. I will do my best to explain how it works to you, it's a crazyass ride, wasn't it Justin!!! Now I don't remember how much I told J (Justin will now be referred to as J) about this ride before we got on. If he blogs maybe he'll mention what he knew. This is an enclosed ride and from the outside it looks like your typical starship. When you walk in there is a guy who controls it from a little control booth in the middle and then around the perimeter there are panels. You pick one and stand with your back flat to it, head back and feet flat on the ground. There is one detail I will leave out for now but with these panels you are not strapped in nor do you have anything to hld onto, it's just you and the panel lol. Once the ride starts spinning it's pretty cool, the music is cranking and the spinning is gradually increasing and increasing and all of a sudden it feels like the thing is tipping back. That detail I left out? Well these panels are ON ROLLERS!! Now this thing is spinning like a mofo and with the centrifical force BAM!! The panel you are on shoots to the top of the wall and also cause of the force and the G's you are pulling you CAN'T MOVE!! You start to feell completely compressed to the board. Your face especially feels like it's peeling off your skull. If you ever end up on this ride I dare you to TRY and lift your arms and legs, it's ridiculously difficult to do, especially my tree trunk legs. Whatever you do, don't lift your head, that just sux. As a funny note, I think I was the last one on the ride to get to the top of the wall cause I am so much man lol and when I did I went in a hurry, you should have heard that fucker hit the top, ask J, lol. So after like a minute of being sucked to the top of this and compressed to the panel it starts to decelerate and the operator says we will land in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, NOW and holy sweet shit just about everyone did. I say "just about" because for some reason I didn't drop the same time as everybody else, you'd think being as big as I am I would have dropped early but I didn't, stayed there for a couple extra seconds, I ROCK!! So the worst part of this ride is when you come down and the ride is slowing down and all you are doing is spinning, that gets a bit rough on the ability to balance lol. And that's the Starship 2000, please hold onto the rails when exiting, trust me, that's a good idea.
As a thought, I was thinking what would happen if in the middle of the ride at top speed it fucked up and just STOPPED! Something to think about but I pity the person I land on lol.
Ride #2 - The Hurricane. This ride is retarded! Seeing as how it was J's first time on it I had to initiate him on it like I have done before with Vinnie and I am not sure but Blair can tell me if I did it to him as well. This ride sits 2 people side by side with a lapbar that we struggled to close, not sure if I can have kids, but I digress. The ride goes in circles fast and the thing you are sitting in is at the end of a long arm and eventually the arm raises and drops you rapidly while you are turning. Like you are billboars high, how do I now that? Well because there was a billboard next to the ride and if the arm let go we were going through it no doubt lol. Ok, so the person who sits on the inside gets smushed into the person on the outside. Its good to put the smaller person on the inside just so you know. This is where the initiation started and and my laffing began. There is a bit of a size difference between me and J, he is 200 pounds and I m 340 lol. So, being the type of guy I am, I put him on the outside hahahaha. He didn't know what was coming, but I did, I'm very very sneaky.
 So it starts, no prob, then it speeds up and I start sliding and smushing into J, now he realizes whats about too happen...too late now mofo you are trapped, lmao. So we are at top speed now, I think J is unconscious and I am about to pass out from laffing my ass off, good times. We get off and j is in serious pain, even funnier, congrats J, you have just been initiated!!Ride #3 - The Tornado. Or as I like to call it, "LOOK OUT HE MIGHT HURL!!" How to explain this one I dont know but I will try. There are these arms that stretch out and then down and on the end of them there are 4 separate seats. Luckily we had run into one og J's friends and his son. So the 4 of us get on and it starts. Now it is an easy ride, the whole huge machine just does in a slow circle at a lil incline, kiddie stuff actually, but, and there's always a but, there is a wheel in the middle of the 4 seats and if you grab the wehhl and twist, well the 4 seats start to spin separate from the giant circle you are going in. So you can spin in the opposite way of the way the whole thing is going. This is where you can die. I spun that fucker like it was an olympic event and I was a gold medallist. After 10 seconds, it was decided by all that was a bad idea. Now we are all feeling like bags of shit and queasy as fuck but when I look at J, mine goes away cause I'm laffin again. Why? Because J has lost all his color and gotten a good green color goin and is experiencing a near-barf situation. He thought he was gonna hurl before it stopped. But he never, the ride comes to a halt, we exit and J loses the green color and is now completely white, like the movie Powder, that kinda white. Then he says, "i'm done" didn't wanna ride anymore, ahem.........PUSSY!!! Good thing you didn't eat those fries beforehand dude lol.
We go into the mall to take a break from it all. J gets a Moster Cookie Blizzard and I get a large dipped cone in a cup. In a cup you say? Yeah, the ice cream was too soft and kept falling in the chocolate, there were 3 ice cream casualties before they asked me if they could put it in a cup. So after we finish all that we go back out to the fair and trot around. Lotsa pretty ladies there too I must say. not that I noticed tho cause I am a taken man.
 Time for some games, not much to talk about there. We played this one where you roll a ball into hole and race a truck across a wall, it was fun but we lost to some lil dude, I think he's on the juice, and not apple juice either lol. Still fun tho, we played twice and never even came cose to winning. So we move on til we get to my game, the watergun shooting game. What you do is shoot the water through this little hole and make a monkey climb a vine. So we line up, I think there is like 7 people in the game, 6 of em I like to call victims. Were all lined up and ready to go, finger on the trigger....3, 2, 1, GO!! Boom I'm like a machine, I hit the hole and dont waver. I dont even breathe because I might move the gun, the bell rings....TIE...WHAT THE FUCK!! I had tied the race with like a 40 year old woman, so we have to head to head in a winner take all race. I would like to say as well something about this woman. When she stood up, she had the smallest adult breasts I had ever seen, she didnt need a bra, all nipple baby, I've seen better clevage on a 2x4 piece of wood hahahaha. here we go again, 3, 2, 1, GO!! Boom I hit the target right away, hold my breath and don't move til I hear the bell. The bell goes, I WON!! But holy hell was it close, guess I won cause I had nicer boobs lol. So did I glorigy myself enough then? lol Ok well here's something nice that came out of it. Whe it came time to pick out my prize and it was a good one too cause there were a lot of asses playing that I kicked, hehe. Well there was this lil girl playing with her dad, she was like 3,the dude asked me which stuffed animal I wanted
 so manly. SO I said, "Let the little girl pick one and have it." Awwwwww, she came over after she picked it out and her and said thank you, she was so cute too . So I hope that made her night anyways. i did play that game again later on but I lost to a dad who helped his lil boy by pointing his water gun at his boys target and two of them moved it up.....I CALL SHENANIGANS!! (hehe sorry Sheep had to use it) so that doesn't reallt count as a loss for me, so I am still undefeated and that includes the games I played like that in Florida.That was it for games, J got a candy apple, fucking gross, I hate those things. So it was getting late and the ride lights starting coming on, pretty cool stuff. So I look at J and ask if he got one more ride on Starship 2000 in him. He's all for it. But we didn't get on it once, we got on it 6 straight times!! So one ride dude made it longer for us and had some fun, we also told him if he played dance music we walk off lol. So I can only remember 4 of the songs, Thunderstruck and TNT by ACDC, Psycho by Disturbed and Good Times by Finger Eleven....good tunes for sure. After the 6th time on in a row the time was up and the bracelets were useless. That's ok tho cause after 6 straight on that, I was starting to get a lil rubbery in the legs and well everywhere. Time to go home. So we both head home, I have to cab cause there's no way I was able to walk here from there the way I felt lol. Mind you now when I got home I was ok, until I sat down. I got the spins something fierce, worse than any point during the night lol.
So all in all it was a rockin good time, hope you enjoyed it too J and you better be blogging cause I wanna hear your point of view on it all.
I think this is the longest blog I have ever written so yay me!! Hope you all stuck through and read it all, I did my best to make it interesting and fuuny and enjoyable. i will add some pics now and they will be clearly labelled so you know what everything is.
Oh snap!! I almost forgot, we totally saw someone puke, it was damn nasty, I think the lil dude had a hot dog just before or something. So gross I almost hurled when I saw it. Poor lil fucker, funny for us tho and we laffed really loud too, didnt hide it. Ahhhhh the memories.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! 6月18日 Answers and more questionsOk, so there was very little interest so I am just gonna spit out the answers:
Jacket size is 56
Outseam I can't remember but I think it was 39.5 or 32.5 lol My neck is 20.5 My shoe size is 13 and My waist is 51" woohoo I'ma big boy lol. Anyways, I have set up a trivia tournament fun thing for those interested, I'm talking to you Squiggle!! HEHE. To play simply click right HERE and save the link to your favs cause the questions are updated daily. It's just for a bit of fun. You may have to sign up but that takes less than a minute. Anyways, it's fun, check it out, it doesn't take long to do so it's a good lil break from whatever you're at.
Just for the record....I picked the Oilers to win and NEVER lost hope this whole series and now i GUARANTEE a Game 7 win. Anyone wanna bet?
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!
6月11日 Short and quick and to the point....kinda like my sex lol.Title catch your eye? Pervert!! Now gimme your phone number if you are a female. Anyways, I got fitted for my tux yesterday for my friend Blair's wedding and seeing as how I had the biggest numbers I thought I would have a lilttle fun here now with a blog and see who out there can think they can guess my sizes. There isn't a prize or anything but this will be a bit of fun. Thise who know the answers already please don't guess, just leave your smartass comments lol....BLAIR!!
Ok, you can look around the site at pics and stuff if you don't know me to see what I look like to make a guess, theese are the sizes you need to guess:
Jacket size:
Outseam (inches):
Neck (inches):
Shoe size:
Waist size:
Good luck!
.........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 6月3日 My VacationSo I just got back from vacation. I didn't go far far but I did have a great time. I went to Gander to see my girlfriend Charlene. I went out there last Thursday and was out there for a week. I don't even know where to start and I am sure I am going to forget something but I will try my best. I got to Gander on DRL around 1230pm. A few minutes later Charlene was there to pick me up. I must admit tho I was a little nervous for some reason as I seen her drive up to get me. But the reunion was good and we made our way to the hotel where we would be spending out first night.
I cant really remember each day and its activities so I will just mention what I remember. We went for a walk on this boardwalk on a local pond, it was very nice and it was quiet and really gave us some nice alone and quiet time together just to talk and enjoy each other's company. On Friday we stayed at Kim's place, that's her sister. Now her sister was getting ready to mive as well so we helped a little bit with that. Also, I got to meet her PARENTS!!! EEEK....big moment!! Well I met her mom first and that went well and then her father briefly and that went well too. Made em laugh and stuff so all was good. I made a good impression. Also that night I decided I was gonna prepare supper for me and Charlene and Kim. I went to the grocery store and got what I needed to make chicken fajitas and they kicked ass.
We played pool a number of times and I totally dominated her ass, IM THE MAN!! We spent a couple nights at her place as well. The first morning I cooker her frnech toast and bacon for breakfast and the next morning she made me the same thing. The first night at her place we had a BBQ with Kim and Brian(Kim's bf) and we had tons of food too, it was some good lol. Leftovers for days.
Not too much left to talk about really, we finished helping Kim move and then we spent a lot of alone time together. We went to Hotel Gander the last night and they had a pool there so guess what we did? lol Damn right, we were in the pool forever. But that night I took her out and brought her to a restaurant which turned out to be Jungle Jims and told her she could have whatever she wanted because this evening was her evening and whatever she wanted she got. So an hour and a half later we were done and it was a great time. The rest of that night we just spent it alone in our room and it was wonderful.
All in all it was an fantastic trip and only made me realize just how much Charlene means to me and that this is very real. The bad part is that we live a few hours away but we are talking about tryng to fix that in the future and I can't wait.
Ok, I got a few pics from the trip I am going to share with you guys, enjoy them and take care everyone!!
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!!
5月16日 New SlideshowHey everyone, just wanted to give ya a lil heads up about a new slideshow I added here. I have accumulated a bunch of funny and/or interesting pics I liked. So I decided to share them eith anyone who is interested in looking. Hopefully there's something in there that will really make you laugh out loud. Anyways, enjoy!!
..........and that's the bottom line, cause heavyP says so!!! 5月7日 B-day recapSong - The Pot by Tool
Hello everyone, just thought I would update and tell ya how my day went. It was excellent for sure. For the first part of the day was ok, I got to talk to a few people online who had birthday wishes for me and I got to talk to my Char who wished me a happy b-day
 . That reminds me, thanks to everyone who left b-day comments for me and/or sent ecards or I talked to online, it's totally appreciated and will be remembered.Then Blair picked me up from work and we went to his place where there was a big meal planned. It was myself, Blair and Danielle as well as Mike and Christine, pic to follow of us all at end of blog. The meal was absolutely fantastic. We had BBQ Steak and BBQ Wings and we had Quesadillas and Spanish Rice and then at the end of it all they brought out a cake. The whole mean was amazing I gotta say and I was stuffed afterwards. I even liked the cake and I am totally not a cake person.
Ok, onto the presents.....mom and dad got me a couple pairs of shorts and my sis and her Louis got me a gift card for HMV. Blair and Danielle and Mike and Christine all went in on my gifts, it rocked too. They got me the new TOOL cd which I am listening too right now and it totally rocks man, then Blair, as per my request burned me a copy of the new Pearl Jam cd and I will be listening to that one next. They also got me the yummy cake, it was chocolate and the other thing they gave me was a free round of golf at The Woods, now that is fucking awesome, I can't wait to play!! My friend Gary is giving me a leather jacket of his too that I always liked so I am gonna be stylin' for sure, gonna be a hawt mawfuckah!!
After it all we all sat down and played a game of poker, 5 dollar buy in. Long game too before we lost out first player too. Few hours later, the winner was crowned, it was ME!! No, it was not rigged, too difficult to do that and trust me everyone is not the type to let someone win, believe that lol.
All in all, the day was excellent for sure. Thanks to everyone for all the nice things they said and that. Thank you to everyone for the presents and to Blair and Danielle for the food and add Mike and Christine in there with them for the gifts, it all kicked ass.
So that's it my peeps, I am gonna add a couple pics here now, enjoy.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 5月4日 TomorrowTomorrow, May 5th is my 28th b-day. Gimme some love people!! I want greetings and nice comments and or if someone wants to make me somrthing like a cool siggy, by all means go ahead, be creative.
Ok send me da love!!
  and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 4月26日 Quick Update Huge NewsI found out today that I am gonna be an uncle for the first time!! I am so excited already!! Congrats to my sis Aimee and Louis!!
..........and that's the bottom line, cause UNKIE P says so!!! 4月20日 80's Music Madness Search
Ok people, I did something similar to this last year, but this year I am putting a twist to it. I have been remembering all the old great 80's tunes lately and I saw a infomercial this morning for the Ultimate 80's Music Collection, it was 9 cds and 154 songs in all but I couldn't write it all down fast enough lol. Well that's where all of you come in. I want an 80's collection myself and so if you can remember any songs give me the names. Any song at all spit it out because I might not already have it no moatter how big or small it was, I'll take it all So lay it on me people, whatcha got!! After I get a bunch I'll put em on here for everyone to remember the good ol days.
Thanks to Gary too for the totally kick ass banner for the blog, it rox dude!!! I love it.
.........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 4月13日 Tarah's Warped Easter EgghuntOk, congrats on finding me, I am indeed one of the people hiding eggs for Tarah's Warped Egghunt. I am supposed to leave you all a clue I believe about where in my wide assortment of links I have hidden it. Well let's get to it, here is your clue:
CLUE: I am not a thief.
Be sure to look at my links very carefully.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 4月8日 Wanna learn about me?I got a cool survey in my email the other day. It was a survey and so I took it upon myself to fill it out and put it here for all to see, you may just learn a little something about me.
I AM: named Perry
I WANT: something meaningful
I HAVE: lots to give
I WISH: I had lots of money.
I HATE: not havin lots of money.
I FEAR: being alone with no one ever caring about me
I HEAR: Evans Blue
I SEARCH: For a woman
I WONDER: what my future has in store for me
I REGRET: getting student loans
I LOVE: love
I ALWAYS: wanna make sure friends and people I care about are doing good
I AM NOT: as happy as I could be
I DANCE: sometimes, but I am very white lol
I SING: whenever I am listening to music
I CRY: when I feel it
I AM NOT ALWAYS: happy when I seem like it
I WRITE: alot
I WIN: playing X-Box most of the time and sometimes poker too
I LOSE: when it comes to women
I CONFUSE: I dunno
I NEED: someone
I SHOULD: not be so shy and afraid when it comes to meeting women
YES or NO:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - x. YOU KEEP A DIARY: aside from the blog? yes. x. YOU LIKE TO COOK: Yes, I love it
x. YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Yes.
x. YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: Yes.
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Justin, but in a good way, I love hanging with him
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: I have no idea, I think I am pretty loud.
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Way too hard to say, there is no sexiest but I do know a lot of extremely beautiful women.
THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Ella Faith Rideout, my baby cousin.
CLOSEST FRIENDS: The ones I hang with the most, Blair, Justin and Mike for sure
THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Blair, Justin and Mike
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: What will tomorrow be like?
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1) Using your Current Initials, choose a different name for yourself. P.B. I can't think of anything normal, I like my name, any suggestions? 2) If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why? I'm fine right here and now
3) If you ran a store, what would you sell/have? hmm, dvds and cds, games, wrestling stuff and all kinds of fun shit...and candy!!
4) What part in a movie would you love to play? Villan! I'll be the hero cause he gets to kiss sexy ladies and get paid to do it. Villain in the next movie.
5) In your opinion, why do people suck? because they are too goddam ignorant
6) If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter? my ass
7)What's the oldest article of clothing you own? an old St. Louis Blues Brett Hull Jersey I got for Christmas in 1992
8) What piece of furniture have you replaced the most? my computer chair 9) What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at? Drums and Piano
10) Record, Tape or Cd? WTF!! CD....records are great frisbees tho.
11) What do you think would be the best concert ever? Guns n Roses, maybe have KORN, Godsmack and Audioslave open for them.
12) What's the best part of your favorite movie? Mr. and Mrs. Smith is not my fav movie but does anyone remember the part where they are being chased by the assassins on the freeway and Brad gets in the back of the van and totally nails dude with the golf club? That was fucking great!!
13) What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever? that stuff everyone has during Christmas, it comes in the plastic tub and when you open it they are all stuck together in a clump, it's a hard candy but damn nasty.
14) If you were writing out your will, who would you give your CD collection to? Justin or Tarah cause they talk the most about music with me.
15) If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be? I don't wanna debate shit all, I got better things to do.
16) Out of your friends, who would you say you are most jealous of artistically? All my friends who did digital animation and Multimedia.
17) Most jealous of....intellectually? No one cause odds are if you are smarted than me and try to rub it in, I can kick your ass.
18) What do you collect? Used to collect key rings but I don't really collect anything now.
19) What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed? my heart
 20) What do you do when you're home sick? I'd kill for homesickness now
21) Why does this survey rock? well it has questions that aren't asked in every survey in the world.
22) Story behind your username? Heavy P....well my family used to call me P, but while in college that came out and cause I am a big guy they changed it to Heavy P
23) Current Favorite Article of Clothing? ALL my shorts
24) Line from the last thing you wrote to someone? Bye!!
25) A famous person you have met? There have been a number of local celebrities I have met while working but easily the biggest name is Stone COld Steve Austin
26) Favorite way to waste time/hobbies? listen to music, play XBOX, or sit here in front of the puter if I am not out with friends or kicking Justin's ass in SD! vs RAW
27) Last thing you bought yourself? extra large french vanilla
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. What time is it now?: 1:59am 2. What is your full name?: Perry Webster John Burke
3. Single or taken?: Ugh, rub it in....I'm single
4. What does your name mean?: it means when someone wants my attention they say it. There is a story behind it tho but I ain't in the mood to type it.
5. Who picked out your name?: ummm...mom and dad...who would you think?
6. What's your nickname?: Heavy P
7. How old are you?: 27, 28 May 5
8. What colour are your eyes?: hazel 9. Do you have an innie or an outie?: innie
10. Shoes?: 13
11. How tall (or short) are you?: 6'0"
12. Honestly what do you like about yourself?: I am funny as hell
13. What do you always get complimented on? how funny and nice I am to people
14. What is your worst quality?: I can be lazy
15. What are the last four digits of your phone number?: 6787
16. Do you think you're cute?: nope, I really don't
17. Hair colour?: bald doesn't have a color
18. Do you wear contacts?: nope
19. Living Arrangements?: home
~*FAVOURITES*~
21. Favourite Drink?: milk 22. Favourite alcoholic Drink?: amaretto or sour puss
23. Favourite Month?: summer months!
24. Favourite Food?: chicken
25. Favourite Board Game?: WWE DVD Board Game
26. Favourite Web Site?: don't have one
27. Clothing Brand?: I like And 1, but if it fits and ain't pink, I'll prolly wear it.
28. Favourite day of the Year?: Christmas is always good.
29. Favourite colour?: black
~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS*~
31. Do you have more girl or boy friends?: girl friends but a wide margin
32. Who's your best friend?: Blair, Justin and Mike as stated before, but then there are a few really great friends I have as well
33. Are your parents together?: yes
34. How often do you get together with the family?: everyday, can't wait for a break lol
35. Do you tell your parents or your friends more?: friends easily
36. Anything special about your parents?: mom and dad are great role models for a last relationship, so far as I can tell.
37. Siblings?: Chris is my bro and Aimee is my sis
~*YES OR NO*~
38. You're a flirt?: Yes
39. You're slutty?: No but I am trying
40. Are You Mean?: I totally can be, I am the biggest asshole I know lol cause I will say anything, I'm famous for it, ain't that right people? Feel free to comment on that one lol.
41. You like someone?: I absolutely do
42. You can keep secrets?: no question I can
43. You dance in front of the mirror?: no
45. You sing in the shower?: sometimes
46. You like Britney Spears?: like her on my face better
47. You've liked a cousin more than a friend?: WTF!! of course I have....hahahha, gotcha....hell no I haven't. This survey must have been created south of the Mason/Dixon line in the States....goddam inbred hicks.
48. You've been in the opposite sexes bathroom?: I sure have!
50. You've been hurt seriously?: Physically not too seriously, broke a few fingers and my collarbone twice. Heart has been broken twice, but I am stronger from it.
52. You get your way?: Nope. not all the time.
53. You're willing to try new things?: definitely!! 54. You've cheated on a test?: I sure have. have yousmoked?: NO GODDAM WAY!! GROSS!!
~*RIGHT NOW*~
56. What are you wearing?: shirt and shorts
57. What colour are your pants?: my SHORTS are royal blue or navy blue, I get them mixed up all the time.
What are you listening to?: my Media Player playlist, like over 300 songs on it, its on random...wait the song is changing, I am now listening to House of Pain's Shamrocks and Shenanigans Rock Remix 59. How are you feeling?: lil hungry and lots lonely. 60. What are you doing?: ummm...duhhh...Earth to McFly!!! I'm doing this goddam thing.
61. What are you eating?: nuthin.
62. How many people are online?: 17 but I am only talking to one (Renee) cause everyone else is "away"
63. How's the weather?: it's nighttime so I am gonna guess at it.....DARK!!
64. What's on your mouse pad?: i dont have a mouse pad.
65. What books are you reading?: Sometimes It's Good to be the King - Jerry Lawlwer's biography, it's good too.
Girls Only*~ 66. How many lip glosses do you have?:
.What perfume do you use?: 68. What's in your purse?:
69. Thong or regular panties?:
70. Tall or short boys?: 71. Blonde or brunette guys?:
72. Good or bad boy?:
73. Boxers showing?:
74: Long hair or short hair on boys?:
75. What do you find annoying in a guy?:
76. What's the first thing you notice about guys?:
~*GUYS ONLY*~
77. What kind of cologne do you use?: AXE
78.What's in your pockets?: nothing at the moment
79.Boxers or briefs?: boxers.
80.Blonde or brunette girls?: I don't care anymore as long as she is nice
81.Tall or short girls?: dont really matter
82.Piercings on girls?: i like'em
83.Long or short hair on girls?: I like long hair, but short is cool too.
84.Good or bad girl?: a good girl who knows how to be bad when necessary.
85.What do you find annoying in girls?: when they act all bubbly and shit, fuck that drives me, that's why we should be allowed to hit em (see I told you I would say anything, I like getting a reaction, but I would never hit a woman to be clear)
86.What's the first thing you notice about girls? eyes/lips
~*OTHER QUESTIONS*~
87. What was the last movie you saw?: Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse - it rocked ass.
88. What did you have for dinner?: French fries covered in sloppy joes
89. What are you hoping for? a better paying job
90. Whatmovie do you really want to see?: The Benchwarmers, Ice Age 2 and Justin got me wanting to see Silent Hill even tho I know I will cry.
91. Tell us about those scars?: frozen Easter Bunny accident involving a meat cleaver
92. Where is your favourite place to travel?: I loved Florida!! 93. What did you last dream about?: honestly, I am planning on gettng FIFA 2005 for XBOX in the morning so I dreamed about screwing some chicks I know....hahahaha, thought I was goin somewhere else with that didn't ya? SUCKAAAAA!!!
94. What was the last thing you ate?: apple cinnamon pinwheel and a glass of cola
95. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?: pissed off, everyone knows being a Laurentian Lead is where it's at. How did I remember the brand name?
96. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Bev Do you like the person that sent this to you?: I do, Justin is my boy and he lives close so I can beat him.....in PS2 I mean lol.
98. Last movie you watched: didn't question 87 ask the same thing? fuckin inbred hicks again 99. Ever had a crush on a teacher?: yes and I would still bang her....Miss Lacour was her name then, it's different now 101. Scary movies or happy ending? porn lol....Scary with happy endings
102. Summer or winter?: Summer 103. Relationships or one night stands?: I have had a one night stand and it was fine and got no problem in having more but I am so ready for a relationship right now, just needs the right woman....are you out there?
104. Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla
Ok, that's all lol. Did you actually get to the end? Well either way leave a comment cause I love knowing what you all got to say.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! 3月31日 This proves I need a daytime job and no more overnights!!SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 90 movies, you have no life. Mark the ( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show (x) The Princess Bride ( ) Scream (x) Harry Potter (x) Finding Nemo (x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (x) A Cinderella Story ( ) Harold & Kumar Go to white castle (x)The Day After Tomorrow (x) Bad Boys 2 (x) Independence Day ( ) Best Bet (x) X-Men ( ) Swimfan (x) Hitch (x) Air Force One ( ) Empire Records
GRAND TOTAL: 113
This totally proves that I do need to get a job with a normal schedule so I can get a normal social life.
..........and that's the bottom line, cause HeavyP says so!!! |
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